my science class today is in the planetarium my dick is so hard i love astronomy

hello 👸

hello 👸

avril lavigne and the nickelback guy are getting divorced. love is dead.

louisemoji:

harry tryna get wild but he sees anne in the audience

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alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

i’m seeing twenty one pilots tomorrow uh??

trans-dyke:

Possible Trigger warning today, folks. It’s how I figured out I wasn’t frilly foo foo and all that - and balancing that with being a transwoman.
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"something that butch cis women get to take for granted"
wow ur so right. butch cis women take so much for granted. they never get shit on because of how they look. people never shame them for not subscribing to the patriarchal standard of beauty. they never have their gender questioned by assholes who think that outward appearance correlates with gender identity. they just have it so easy. those darn butch cis women. 

trans-dyke:

Possible Trigger warning today, folks. It’s how I figured out I wasn’t frilly foo foo and all that - and balancing that with being a transwoman.

As always, reblog if you enjoyed this comic!

For updates as soon as the comics come out, subscribe to me here:

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"something that butch cis women get to take for granted"

wow ur so right. butch cis women take so much for granted. they never get shit on because of how they look. people never shame them for not subscribing to the patriarchal standard of beauty. they never have their gender questioned by assholes who think that outward appearance correlates with gender identity. they just have it so easy. those darn butch cis women. 

i got cpr/first aid certified today so if any of you keel over in my presence u will probably be ok 

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

cleffairie:

when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends

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manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

this is liberating

this is liberating

guess who’s gay and blonde